Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Flat White, home

In normal usage, the top and bottom drawers of the dishwasher seem to reach capacity at around about the same time: a sensible ratio between fooding and drinking.
However, this morning the top drawer was full of coffee-tinged glasses and the bottom drawer was almost empty.
I still ate at some point yesterday, but it's clear I had an awful lot of coffee too.
Or, tipped an awful lot of unsuccessful coffee down the drain.
Anyhow, that's the reason for a flat white this morning. I'm out of glasses.
So I filled up the bottom drawer with stuff that doesn't need to be washed every time you use it, like the coffee knock box.
Does this mean I'm washing those things more often, and reaching a full load earlier the more coffee I drink? And does that mean excess coffee consumption is exacerbating the water crisis?

The Knock Box. Sounds like it could be the name of a brothel doesn't it?

3 comments:

  1. hey Ryan,

    I took your coffee challenge this morning at Hudson's coffee @ the airport, and they delivered a flat white to me in under 4 minutes. Unfortunately my consumption time was about 10minutes. It's hard to power-walk, drink then drive all at the same time
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  2. Is that why I found your jeans in the bottom drawer of the dishwasher this morning?

    If this water crisis continues, I think you should start sticking your head directly under the coffee machine and dripping it straight into your mouth Encino Man-style.
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